What's the deal with fish these days, huh?
Really, i've been staring at my fish for LITERALLY hours, and I have come to one sane conclusion.

My fish are plotting to take over the world.

Yes, you may say, that's all well and good-but how are they going to do it?
Well, the answer is simple. They are going to use Iraq's WMDs. See, Saddam actually sold his WMD's to fish worldwide, thus eliminating any reason the US government had to invade. Unluckily for him, the Americans were actually only after the oil to be found in his country. Moving back to the fish.

SO after failing to meet their demands that;
-fish be supreme rulers of the universe
-we stop dumping pollutants into the ocean, and
-free cake for all citizens every friday,

they will deploy these nuclear weapons onto the entire world, excluding Japan. Fish have this thing against whales, you see, and they completely sympathise with the Japanese need to 'study' whales.

This holeproof theory shall come to fruition in 73 days, during which I intend to build a bomb shelter, and hide from the world. You may call me crazy, but who'll be laughing when i'm underground eating my limited food supply and you are all nuclear dust?

Me, that's who!